Piano Man / Billy Joel (1973) It's nine o'clock on a Saturday The regular crowd shuffles in There's an old man sitting next to me Making love to his tonic and gin He says, "Son can you play me a memory I'm not really sure how it goes But it's sad and it's sweet And I knew it complete When I wore a younger man's clothes" La la la, le le la La la, le le la la la Sing us a song you're the piano man..